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    Fresh Off The Chalupa Boat | pUdjEm - Awesome, Episode 2: Meh (1:22)
    performance:
    jason harvey: bass guitar
    michael ambro: guitar
    paul ambro: guitar
    dennis harvey: keyboards | noises
    composition/production:
    michael ambro: composition
    paul ambro: composition
    jason harvey: composition
    dennis harvey: composition | mastering | mixing | production | recording
    notes:
    ... As we rounded the corner near the source of the commotion, a beat-up sedan whizzed by and smashed into the side of a building, leaving a giant, unexpectedly dank hole like an open wound in the red brick. I stared, shaken, but then looked around and realized the streets were swarming with... beings. I couldn't explain it. Short, stunted halflings with furry feet; tall, slender, haughty-looking jerks with pointed ears and hair like streaming gold; round, bearded, smelly guys who looked like small, two-legged wooly mammoths covered in armor. They were all drunk, weaving about, singing songs, being sick in the street. What the hell was happening? I watched the insane scene for a few moments before seeing it: the chalupa, Rastanefarious' chalupa, lying there on the street right where I left it, a shimmering portal extending out of it from which these bonkers fantasy creatures emerged. It was the chalupa vortex, left open for refugees from another world, travelers fresh off the chalupa boat. I smashed a fist into my other hand, furious. Had this been Rastanefarious' plan all along, and I'd just been the key to open the door?

    I looked back at the beat-up sedan. The driver was nowhere to be found, and the hole in the brick building seemed to extend inside forever. This had been no coincidence - on the crumbling brick next to the dank hole was a battered sign: "MMM, D.D.S. (appts. only)". Without even thinking, without trying to analyze how I'd missed this telltale sign that night with the chalupa, I jumped into the still-running sedan and punched the gas, straight into the darkness. Blue Moon played from tinny speakers as I plunged through the sudden night, anger and determination overcoming any rationality. ...
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    Shut Up | Great Error - Also Ran (2:40)
    Slim
    Hug the self inside
    Code the shield around the pebble in your chest
    Trim
    Keep the fake alive
    Laugh like that make you any less a dick

    I want nothing more than to simply kick you in yo face
    But you're too tall
    So I'll have my robot army do the dirty work

    Pull the skin over the corners that show the evil
    Something got caught at the perforation and ripped apart your carefully constructed forehead
    Never mind - they make glue for that
    That way the demon can get high while it cocoons itself
    Disregard the flashbulbs - we're just making sure we never forget who you really are

    A stranger
    Free radical
    Swarm of bees
    In the trees
    Photosynthesize

    Endangered
    Metamorphosis
    Carbon lifeform
    Evolve and devolve

    Don't start that again
    You might need that excuse for something else
    Slow motion running away won't work because I just caught up with you
    And it turns out you're not worth the trouble of writing this song

    SHUT UP
    performance:
    dennis harvey: all instruments | voice
    composition/production:
    dennis harvey: composition | lyrics | mastering | mixing | production | recording
    extra performance:
    jason harvey: bass guitar
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    Bradypus Beast-Mode | Jason Harvey - 2015 Mixes (2:25)
    performance:
    jason harvey: all instruments
    composition/production:
    jason harvey: composition | mixing | production | recording
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    100% Chance Of Isolated Brainstorm (no story version) | pUdjEm - Awesome: No Story (0:23)
    performance:
    jason harvey: bass guitar
    dennis harvey: keyboards
    composition/production:
    jason harvey: composition
    dennis harvey: composition | mastering | mixing | production | recording
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    Beok Beugk Bugbeogok | pUdjEm - Stain Parade (1:50)
    performance:
    jason harvey: bass guitar | voice
    michael ambro: guitar
    paul ambro: guitar
    dennis harvey: drums | keyboards | noises | voice
    composition/production:
    michael ambro: composition
    paul ambro: composition
    jason harvey: composition
    dennis harvey: composition | mastering | mixing | production | recording
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    City Boy | Great Error - City Boy (4:19)
    only the song you sing
    leaves a hole
    in the wall where a photo once was
    all the things
    you ever had
    are piled up in the dumpster downstairs
    and the noise
    is closing in
    from the street below an open window

    holding a coffee cup
    to your lips
    as the neighbors throw things at the wall
    see the gate
    close and open
    to the grinding and whining of gears
    call your mom
    say you wanted this
    as her tears fall out an open window

    look closely
    you can almost see the gears turning
    city boy asked for drama
    look what he got

    fill up the grocery bag
    mesmerized
    by the eyes of a random cashier
    furtively
    eye the ass
    of the guy next to you in the lift
    better yet
    take a running jump
    at the ghosts outside an open window

    put your hands to your ears
    stops the sighs
    of your life as it passes you by
    smile at jokes
    wash your hands
    practice hard at not giving a shit
    just to find
    in your bed at night
    that your mind went out an open window

    fix me another one
    if you can
    i spilled the last one all over your shirt
    accidents
    monuments to my misshapen crumbling ideals
    i'm surprised
    that you haven't yet
    jumped screaming out an open window

    i feel like the oldest man
    in the world
    i feel 273
    and am still
    figuring out
    the logic of your arguments
    it would age me beyond belief
    to see you jump out an open window

    (no one knows
    who you are
    nameless drone
    broadway star)

    look closely
    you can almost see the gears turning
    city boy asked for drama
    look what he got
    performance:
    dennis harvey: all instruments | voice
    composition/production:
    dennis harvey: composition | lyrics | mastering | mixing | production | recording
    extra performance:
    jason harvey: bass guitar
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    Pining For Your Fjørds | pUdjEm - Love Songs (2:50)
    performance:
    jason harvey: bass guitar
    michael ambro: guitar
    paul ambro: guitar
    dennis harvey: keyboards
    composition/production:
    michael ambro: composition
    paul ambro: composition
    jason harvey: composition
    dennis harvey: composition | mastering | mixing | production | recording
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    Yellow Notepad (no story version) | pUdjEm - Awesome: No Story (0:36)
    performance:
    jason harvey: bass guitar
    michael ambro: guitar
    paul ambro: guitar
    dennis harvey: keyboards
    composition/production:
    michael ambro: composition
    paul ambro: composition
    jason harvey: composition
    dennis harvey: composition | mastering | mixing | production | recording
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    Lice Inside ("Awesome" outtake) | pUdjEm - (not pUdjEm) (2:24)
    performance:
    jason harvey: bass guitar
    michael ambro: guitar
    paul ambro: guitar
    dennis harvey: keyboards
    composition/production:
    michael ambro: composition
    paul ambro: composition
    jason harvey: composition
    dennis harvey: composition | mastering | mixing | production | recording
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    Simon Russell Beale | Bitchyssoise - For Spastic Hearts Everywhere (1:32)
    A cashier at a taco shop said: "Can I get you anything else?"
    I replied: "Are you Simon Russell Beale?"
    He said, "No."
    I said, "No you can't."

    A guy at a bar said: "Can I buy you a drink?"
    I replied: "Are you Simon Russell Beale?"
    He said, "No."
    I said, "No you can't."

    A child in a well said: "Can I please get out of this well?"
    I replied: "Are you Simon Russell Beale?"
    He said, "No."
    I said, "No you can't."

    A man at a multinational space exploration conglomerate said: "Can I take you for a ride in my interdimensional space capsule?"
    I replied: "Are you Simon Russell Beale?"
    He said, "No."
    I said, "No you can't."

    A woman at the park said: "Can I give you $5000 to get my child out of this well?"
    I replied: "Are you Simon Russell Beale?"
    She said, "No."
    I said, "No you can't."

    A man on the bus said:
    "Can I have the time?"
    I replied: "Are you Simon Russell Beale?"
    He said, "Yes."
    OMG
    performance:
    dennis harvey: all instruments | voice
    composition/production:
    dennis harvey: composition | lyrics | mastering | mixing | production | recording
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