Hello, my dear
Please don't shed a tear
What is that face you make
It's like a dump you're about to take
Gnarled up and twisted
The bathroom, you've missed it
That stain across the floor
Running out the door
Trying to evacuate
Your bowels, they try to make poopies

Oh the sweet aroma
Has put me in a coma
That feeling deep inside
It doesn't want to hide
That I want to poopie with you

So take your hand in mine
And I swear we'll have the grandest time
You'll take away my frown
As we paint the town brown

performance:

jason harvey: backing voice | bass guitar

michael ambro: backing voice | guitar | voice

paul ambro: backing voice | guitar

dennis harvey: backing voice | keyboards

composition/production:

jason harvey: composition

paul ambro: composition

michael ambro: composition | lyrics

dennis harvey: composition | mastering | mixing | production | recording