A cashier at a taco shop said: "Can I get you anything else?"
I replied: "Are you Simon Russell Beale?"
He said, "No."
I said, "No you can't."

A guy at a bar said: "Can I buy you a drink?"
I replied: "Are you Simon Russell Beale?"
He said, "No."
I said, "No you can't."

A child in a well said: "Can I please get out of this well?"
I replied: "Are you Simon Russell Beale?"
He said, "No."
I said, "No you can't."

A man at a multinational space exploration conglomerate said: "Can I take you for a ride in my interdimensional space capsule?"
I replied: "Are you Simon Russell Beale?"
He said, "No."
I said, "No you can't."

A woman at the park said: "Can I give you $5000 to get my child out of this well?"
I replied: "Are you Simon Russell Beale?"
She said, "No."
I said, "No you can't."

A man on the bus said:
"Can I have the time?"
I replied: "Are you Simon Russell Beale?"
He said, "Yes."
OMG

performance:

dennis harvey: all instruments | voice

composition/production:

dennis harvey: composition | lyrics | mastering | mixing | production | recording