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jason harvey: bass guitar

michael ambro: guitar

paul ambro: guitar

dennis harvey: keyboards | voice

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And so Bilbo Baggins found himself within the crutches clutches of the One Ring of Power, preparing to leave behind all he ever knew and travel to faraway lands. And there, under the Hill at Bag-End, he prepared to take the One Ring with him on his perilous journey.

But then he didn't.

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michael ambro: guitar

paul ambro: guitar

dennis harvey: keyboards | voice

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It has the power to render its wearer invisibilbo.

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michael ambro: guitar

paul ambro: guitar

dennis harvey: keyboards | voice

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paul ambro: guitar

dennis harvey: keyboards | voice

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michael ambro: guitar | voice

paul ambro: guitar | voice

dennis harvey: keyboards | percussion

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michael ambro: guitar

paul ambro: guitar

dennis harvey: keyboards

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michael ambro: voice

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michael ambro: guitar

paul ambro: guitar

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Good evening and welcome aboard Flu-Flee Hyperplex Star-Cruiser XZR-431. Today we'll be traveling from Rivendell through the Mines of Moria to our final destination at the forest home of Galadriel. We have a special guest on board today in seat 4a: all the way from Hobbiton, the Shire, please welcome the hobbit Mr. Underhill. We hope you stop by at some point during our flight and wish him well on his quest to defeat the dark lord Sauron. Those of you seated in the lower-left quadrant have an excellent view of the Balrog. Those of you seated in the upper-right quadrant can witness Saruman the White summoning the darkest forces of nature. We hope you enjoy your flight, and please let us know if you would like to participate in another bloated epic fantasy at any point in the future.

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jason harvey: bass guitar | voice

michael ambro: guitar | voice

paul ambro: guitar | voice

dennis harvey: keyboards | voice

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michael ambro: guitar

paul ambro: guitar

dennis harvey: keyboards | percussion

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paul ambro: guitar | voice

michael ambro: voice

dennis harvey: keyboards | voice

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Begin data transmission...
Subject: ineffectual halfling support characters
Execute location subroutine
Status: searching... searching... searching...

Yo, what up ese? So like, Merry and Pippin, they was like walking in the woods, and they were all like lost and sad, saying "Odelay, man, donde está Gandalf, man?" "Yo, homey, I don't know man." And so after a few lambas tortillas with some salsa picante (it was like good, right?), and they was taking a siesta, right, and they was about to break out some of that hobbit-leaf, man, but then, like out of nowhere, right, man this big tree walks right up and starts talking to them, man...

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michael ambro: guitar | voice

paul ambro: guitar

dennis harvey: keyboards

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michael ambro: guitar

paul ambro: guitar

dennis harvey: keyboards

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michael ambro: guitar | voice

paul ambro: guitar | voice

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(Snoring. Phone rings.)
Saruman: "Hello?"
Wyrmtongue: "Hehe, master..."
Saruman: "Yep."
Wyrmtongue: "I guess what I'm trying to say is: we should attack the people of Rohan while they're riding to Helm's Deep."
Saruman: "Mm-hm."
(Cheering from orcs)
Wyrmtongue: "Their women and children will be weak and defenseless."
Saruman: "Okay."
(Cheering from orcs)
Wyrmtongue: "We should send out our Wargs to kill them."
Saruman: "Right. Whatever you say."
(Cheering from orcs)
Wyrmtongue: "And then, we should rape their horses and ride off on their women..." (cheering from orcs) "...and prune the hedges of their many small villages. Hehe, master..."
Saruman: "Okay bye."
(Cheering from orcs)

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jason harvey: bass guitar | voice

michael ambro: guitar | voice

paul ambro: guitar | voice

dennis harvey: keyboards | voice

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michael ambro: guitar

paul ambro: guitar

dennis harvey: keyboards

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michael ambro: guitar

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dennis harvey: keyboards

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But then it's like all the orcs and stuff were like breaking down the gate of that big city right, and everybody in there was like oh my god cuz the witch king came and busted Gandalf's staff so he's all lame and everything, and the king is all psycho trying to like burn himself up and everything and all these dragons are flying around, but then like all these guys on horses show up and they kill some orcs and stuff but then the witch king comes and kills some guy and then he gets all stabbed in the face, and then all these elephants come like being ridden by the Al-Qaeda right, so the elephants are killing everyone, but then the main good guy shows up with all these ghosts that start killing all the orcs and then the elf guy like surfs around on this elephant and kills like the Taliban and stuff that are like riding the elephants and so everybody's happy and they have a big celebration cuz they won and stuff

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jason harvey: bass guitar

michael ambro: guitar

paul ambro: guitar

dennis harvey: keyboards | voice

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Shelob
You're so saucy

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jason harvey: bass guitar | voice

michael ambro: guitar | voice

paul ambro: guitar | voice

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And so Frodo Baggins found himself within the gaping maw of Mount Doom with nothing but a thin slab of computer-generated rock keeping him from violent, flammable death. And Frodo held up the One Ring of Power above the fires that created the One Ring of Power, and spake these words:

Frodo: "Oh lord, bless this thine One Ring of Power, which is more powerful than all the other powerful Rings. I shall dearly miss this Ring, even as it has in the darkness bound me. It is a very naughty Ring, but it is also very, very pretty. I would like to thank my faithful Sam, dear old Uncle Bilbo, Old Gandy, the Academy, and all the little people under 4'3" -- Oh, I see Gollum is approaching with quite an ill-favored look in his -- Oh no, he has taken the Ring from me -- Oh, he seems to be dancing a happy jig on the edge of a green-screen precipice -- Oh no, he seems to --"

And the ring was destroyed.

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jason harvey: bass guitar | voice

michael ambro: guitar | voice

paul ambro: guitar

dennis harvey: keyboards | voice

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paul ambro: composition | lyrics

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jason harvey: bass guitar | voice

michael ambro: guitar

paul ambro: guitar

dennis harvey: keyboards

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